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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2021 22:28:01 GMT
You Can Just Buy These Signs On Amazon And Stick Them Anywhere Take the man's sign and put it over the women's sign on the real women's restroom, and vice versa for the real men's restroom. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2021 22:31:11 GMT
I can't find any April Fool's Day Jokes.  The best way to do an April fools Day joke is to create a smaller and more expectable prank as a Red Herring. Say, fill your victim's car up with ping pong balls. Then when they're distracted by the ping pong balls spilling out of their car when they open the door. Pull the real prank on them like.... Oh, I don't know, set their house on fire or something like that |
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Post by wolf on Apr 1, 2021 23:04:17 GMT
You Can Just Buy These Signs On Amazon And Stick Them Anywhere Take the man's sign and put it over the women's sign on the real women's restroom, and vice versa for the real men's restroom.
...all the drunk guys would see that and be like, "Hey Man! Com'mon!...There's "COUGARS" in here! Yarrrr!" 😜 |
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Post by wolf on Apr 1, 2021 23:50:42 GMT
I can't find any April Fool's Day Jokes. The best way to do an April fools Day joke is to create a smaller and more expectable prank as a Red Herring. Say, fill your victim's car up with ping pong balls. Then when they're distracted by the ping pong balls spilling out of their car when they open the door. Pull the real prank on them like.... Oh, I don't know, set their house on fire or something like that facepalm ....yep...that "I heartily dislike AprilFool's Day" is definitely back. 😉 |
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Post by wolf on Apr 1, 2021 23:51:34 GMT
Take the man's sign and put it over the women's sign on the real women's restroom, and vice versa for the real men's restroom.
...all the drunk guys would see that and be like, "Hey Man! Com'mon!...There's "COUGARS" in here! Yarrrr!" 😜 |
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Post by neesy on Apr 2, 2021 20:08:13 GMT
Here's my random thought for today:
I hear a lot of people saying "I'm not gonna lie" these days
I find it to be a strange expression honestly
Does this mean that:
normally you would lie, but for this particular occasion you chose not to?
Okay that sort of makes sense; I also have confusion about another expression which is “it is what it is”; I hear this a lot on Judge Judy, normally spoken by the person who loses the case  |
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Post by neesy on Apr 2, 2021 20:10:03 GMT
Our new next door neighbors have one of those fire pits in the back yard - I guess you could call that an Easter fire on a small scale?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2021 10:06:54 GMT
So a total of 4 people have died as a result of gender reveal party stunts gone awry just in 2021 alone. So, my plan is, if I ever have children, is to try and one up whatever the current death count per single party is at the time. Now, my idea for now might be to drop an atom bomb with either a ♀ or ♂ painted on the shell. But, knowing that someone else might have that idea in the next 10+ years, we're just going to have to wait and see. Guiness World records, here I come.
this is just a joke please don't take this as some kind of terrorist threat please thank you
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Post by wolf on Apr 3, 2021 13:15:00 GMT
So a total of 4 people have died as a result of gender reveal party stunts gone awry just in 2021 alone. So, my plan is, if I ever have children, is to try and one up whatever the current death count per single party is at the time. Now, my idea for now might be to drop an atom bomb with either a ♀ or ♂ painted on the shell. But, knowing that someone else might have that idea in the next 10+ years, we're just going to have to wait and see. Guiness World records, here I come. this is just a joke please don't take this as some kind of terrorist threat please thank you ....dang, got me throwin' baby-pigges around, and I haven't even finished my first 20oz. Java. 😉 |
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Post by osnafrank on Apr 3, 2021 15:27:05 GMT
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Post by hilllover36 on Apr 5, 2021 0:35:34 GMT
Is anyone else tired of seeing the add for the new stand tv show on Amazon prime. Oh my word, they are playing it every commercial break and it’s the same one. It’s so annoying. It was festive for a while but know it’s just annoying. Lol
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Post by Dizzy on Apr 5, 2021 0:52:36 GMT
That Show Fear Factory is Gross I Watch The Woman on There Eat a Nasty Donut with Either a Beetles or Worms or a Other Gross Stuff in it too I can't Remember Now but it Make Me Gag Just Watching it I Could Never Do that my Self not Even for 50 Stacks. I Had to Change The Channel I am Feelin Sick!
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Post by neesy on Apr 5, 2021 18:41:21 GMT
"Osterfeuer, is a symbol of light in the darkness"
 This is a good idea - after a long cold dark winter, this would be an event I would want to attend - thanks for the info osnafrank
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Post by osnafrank on Apr 5, 2021 19:12:06 GMT
"Osterfeuer, is a symbol of light in the darkness"
This is a good idea - after a long cold dark winter, this would be an event I would want to attend - thanks for the info osnafrank
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Post by neesy on Apr 5, 2021 19:24:02 GMT
"Osterfeuer, is a symbol of light in the darkness"
This is a good idea - after a long cold dark winter, this would be an event I would want to attend - thanks for the info osnafrank
 Speaking of fires our new next door neighbors have one of those metal fire pits; they like to sit out there sometimes at night and burn some wood
I remember Andy used to do this quite a bit back around maybe 2008 - 2011 (something like that); 
but then after he went up North [then finally came back] (He was up there from 2012 until 2018), he never bothered any more.
I think for my birthday I will ask if he would like to get another one - I don't think they are that expensive. You know what they say - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
There is a fence between us and so far they seem to be okay neighbors (no feuds yet thank God!)
We were worried after the other couple moved out. These new people have kids but they are not too rowdy or noisy
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Post by osnafrank on Apr 5, 2021 19:31:43 GMT
Speaking of fires our new next door neighbors have one of those metal fire pits; they like to sit out there sometimes at night and burn some wood
I remember Andy used to do this quite a bit back around maybe 2008 - 2011 (something like that);
but then after he went up North [then finally came back] (He was up there from 2012 until 2018), he never bothered any more.
I think for my birthday I will ask if he would like to get another one - I don't think they are that expensive. You know what they say - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
There is a fence between us and so far they seem to be okay neighbors (no feuds yet thank God!)
We were worried after the other couple moved out. These new people have kids but they are not too rowdy or noisy
It's very cozy, sitting outside at a fire pit.
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Post by neesy on Apr 5, 2021 19:38:12 GMT
Speaking of fires our new next door neighbors have one of those metal fire pits; they like to sit out there sometimes at night and burn some wood
I remember Andy used to do this quite a bit back around maybe 2008 - 2011 (something like that);
but then after he went up North [then finally came back] (He was up there from 2012 until 2018), he never bothered any more.
I think for my birthday I will ask if he would like to get another one - I don't think they are that expensive. You know what they say - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
There is a fence between us and so far they seem to be okay neighbors (no feuds yet thank God!)
We were worried after the other couple moved out. These new people have kids but they are not too rowdy or noisy
It's very cozy, sitting outside at a fire pit.
A friend of mine had one, it created an inviting ambience.You've given me some food for thought
I have to log off now (it's time for a soak in the tub!)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2021 4:52:55 GMT
My cat meowed at my door to let him in and then when I opened it he immediately ran away.
My cat ding-dong-ditched me
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Post by neesy on Apr 9, 2021 19:24:47 GMT
My cat meowed at my door to let him in and then when I opened it he immediately ran away. My cat ding-dong-ditched me He was just checking to make sure you hadn't moved away 
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Post by wolf on Apr 11, 2021 21:28:02 GMT
My cat meowed at my door to let him in and then when I opened it he immediately ran away. My cat ding-dong-ditched me |
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....dang, got me throwin' baby-pigges around, and I haven't even finished my first 20oz. Java. 😉
This is a good idea - after a long cold dark winter, this would be an event I would want to attend - thanks for the info 
