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Post by doccreed on Jul 6, 2019 3:08:20 GMT
-Tells sister about European potato famine -She responds “Well why didn’t they just eat something other than potatoes?”  |
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Post by annamarie on Jul 29, 2019 15:15:57 GMT
Three year old granddaughter, talking to her imaginary friend, “If I let you borrow my hat will you stop saying f*<k!~”?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2019 15:26:08 GMT
Cracks me up every time...
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Post by annamarie on Aug 17, 2019 15:18:56 GMT
3 year old has added a new verse to “wheels on the bus”.
the b@$+@rds on the bus say yes-haw!
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Post by annamarie on Aug 18, 2019 2:29:56 GMT
Should be yee-haw.
to late to edit.
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Post by thekidd12 on Sept 9, 2019 2:29:26 GMT
Stopped in local country store today for gas. Cashier had her 5ish year old son hanging out behind the counter with her. I asked him if those orange things he was eating were carrots.
He said, very politely, "Yes sir and they are good".
His mother hands me my change and says "They're Cheetos".
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Post by doccreed on Oct 7, 2019 1:41:47 GMT
Stopped in local country store today for gas. Cashier had her 5ish year old son hanging out behind the counter with her. I asked him if those orange things he was eating were carrots.
He said, very politely, "Yes sir and they are good".
His mother hands me my change and says "They're Cheetos". (rofl) |
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Post by Ceefor on Nov 4, 2019 11:09:34 GMT
Three year old granddaughter, talking to her imaginary friend, “If I let you borrow my hat will you stop saying f*<k!~”? I know I shouldn't laugh, but...... (rofl) |
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Post by drawntokatet on Dec 6, 2019 18:08:59 GMT
When my son was 3 years old, he hugged his Dad and turned to me and said, "You can die now Mom, cause I'm going to marry Dad."
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Post by wireman on Dec 20, 2019 20:22:04 GMT
I was standing talking with a friend outside of his car and his 5 or 6 year old boy was standing in the driver's seat pretending to drive. He had his hands on the steering wheel going back and forth pretending to steer the car, the suddenly he put his hand on the horn and yelled, "bitch." 
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Post by osnafrank on Dec 31, 2019 19:44:38 GMT
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Post by osnafrank on Dec 31, 2019 19:45:17 GMT
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Post by osnafrank on Jul 7, 2020 16:57:03 GMT
I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say. He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks oh, so tentatively, “That’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?
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Post by Ceefor on Jul 12, 2020 11:26:36 GMT
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl) !!
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Post by wolf on Jul 12, 2020 23:45:33 GMT
Wuff? 🙂
((((((C for 🐈))))))
(.....and thump, thump, thump goes the tail on the hardwood floor. 😊)
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Post by wolf on Jul 13, 2020 2:01:21 GMT
Cracks me up every time...
......😆😜......we STILL have fun quoting it at .......simply hilarious times and moments! 😄 |
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Post by osnafrank on Nov 23, 2020 21:16:20 GMT
30 Parents Share The Most Stupid Things That Got Their Kids Crying
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Post by osnafrank on Nov 23, 2020 21:18:15 GMT
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Post by annamarie on Nov 24, 2020 4:40:18 GMT
This is funny in a sad sort of way.
We went for an outside visit with my son’s family. As we pulled in to the farm, my daughter-in-law says to the one year old, “let’s go, Grandma is here.”
And he ran to the computer. 😢😂🥲
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2020 16:57:39 GMT
I thought shaving cream would cause your hair to fall off the moment it touched it for way too long, I don't know why it took me until I was like 10 to question why shaving ads and movies would just show people shaving using a razor with the cream on their face, I just thought the cream itself was what removed your hair. I was so paranoid at the time about shaving cream touching me because I thought I would look like a cancer patient if even a little got on my hair.
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