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Post by annamarie on Oct 3, 2018 12:44:28 GMT
My daughter in law dyed her hair a dark shade of red.
Her daughter, complimenting her, said she looks like Princess Fiona. crying-with-laughter
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Post by pegasus216 on Oct 4, 2018 14:57:29 GMT
Kaden was talking about the lunch lady last week, and said she only had 3 teeth.
I lost it!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 20:29:55 GMT
-Tells sister about European potato famine
-She responds “Well why didn’t they just eat something other than potatoes?”
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Post by osnafrank on Oct 6, 2018 13:23:09 GMT
Me: How can birds keep warm in the winter?
Child: Don’t they have blankets?
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Post by pegasus216 on Oct 14, 2018 11:50:44 GMT
Yesterday, Kat, and Kaden were playing hide, and seek. Kat was hidden, and Kaden was looking for her, and then the dog had to go out. So, Kaden takes the dog out, and Kat is still hiding. After a bit I hear Kat saying, "Kaden, Kaden". She didn't know he was outside with the dog.. I was LMAO!
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Post by annamarie on Oct 15, 2018 14:55:34 GMT
Apparently 2 year old was eating pate. But she calls it “meat icing”.
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Post by annamarie on Nov 4, 2018 0:14:38 GMT
Two year was playing with grandpa’s iPad, watching videos on YouTube. I don’t know what went wrong but suddenly she says: “now stop that! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning”. Her mom says that is a direct quote.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2018 0:37:36 GMT
Two year was playing with grandpa’s iPad, watching videos on YouTube. I don’t know what went wrong but suddenly she says: “now stop that! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning”. Her mom says that is a direct quote. What two year old is up that late though? |
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Post by annamarie on Nov 4, 2018 1:11:00 GMT
The 2 year old that wakes up in the middle of the night. Parents end up taking her in to their bed....and sometimes she wants to play.
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Post by annamarie on Nov 24, 2018 12:30:04 GMT
Yesterday was being a horrible rotten no good very bad day. I wanted to buy a kit to decorate cookies for Christmas. But the company that used to be peanut free no longer is. Couldn’t find any safe plain cookies to decorate either. So, went home to bake some. With a 2 year old helping.
I get out all the ingredients, then as I am about to start measuring....the recipe has disappeared. I was walking around grumbling. DGD is sitting at the table and says, “Mommy says bad words. Grandma says bad words. Mia does not say bad words.”
I hadn’t sworn, but I wanted to.
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Post by annamarie on Dec 8, 2018 12:55:47 GMT
Set these guys up one night. Next morning, granddaughter sees them and says. “Grandma, you have a lot of clowns!”  I think she may grow up to be a King fan. And now....I must find a clown nutcracker. |
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Post by pegasus216 on Dec 8, 2018 13:10:50 GMT
You must collect nutcrackers.
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Post by annamarie on Dec 8, 2018 22:12:04 GMT
You must collect nutcrackers. What makes you think that? Lol Seems an odd choice for someone allergic to them. Lol But I loved that ballet. |
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Post by neesy on Dec 9, 2018 20:39:45 GMT
Set these guys up one night. Next morning, granddaughter sees them and says. “Grandma, you have a lot of clowns!” I think she may grow up to be a King fan. And now....I must find a clown nutcracker. Wow - nice collection! |
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Post by osnafrank on Dec 15, 2018 21:04:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2018 6:33:12 GMT
Silverfish are a cool insect |
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Post by annamarie on Dec 27, 2018 18:01:35 GMT
My granddaughter phoned me. She said mommy put away the Xmas tree because there was a rat on the tree skirt.
I gave them a cross stitched tree skirt with characters from the Nutcracker Sweet, and the centre character is the Rat King.
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Post by annamarie on Feb 2, 2019 0:42:53 GMT
Poor kid was hungry and tired. But not hangry.
I was rushing to get her lunch ready, hop8ng she would eat a bit before going down for a nap. She says “grandma, you don’t know my question, but my answer is NO!”
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2019 2:01:51 GMT
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Post by osnafrank on Jul 4, 2019 16:38:52 GMT
Today at the Lake.
Two kiddos (Boy and a Girl) approx. 7 years old.
They were standing at the edge of the lake.
He: "I hope there are no sharks in the lake"
She: "Neah, you idiot but beware of vortexes"
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