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Post by Wicked Esther on Jul 9, 2020 19:07:06 GMT
She talks very LOUDLY to her two pit-bulls, Missy and Tina, as if conversing at a higher volume will somehow convince the dogs to talk back to her.𤨠 đ A few weeks ago,she went out somewhere and left the dogs in the back yard. There was a big dust/wind storm and her patio table tipped over, and then the big umbrella was tumbling all over the place. My husband wasnât here, but over the phone, he tried to talk me into hopping the fence and getting the umbrella so the post wouldnât go through a window or hurt the dogs. I said, âNo way,man. Youâll come home to find Missy and Tina smacking their bloody dog lips like Cujo and Iâll be staked to the ground with the patio umbrella!â Howâs that for imagery?! |
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Post by His Majesty on Jul 9, 2020 19:15:15 GMT
The imagery is GOLDEN! Just golden!! đ A few weeks ago,she went out somewhere and left the dogs in the back yard. There was a big dust/wind storm and her patio table tipped over, and then the big umbrella was tumbling all over the place. My husband wasnât here, but over the phone, he tried to talk me into hopping the fence and getting the umbrella so the post wouldnât go through a window or hurt the dogs. I said, âNo way,man. Youâll come home to find Missy and Tina smacking their bloody dog lips like Cujo and Iâll be staked to the ground with the patio umbrella!â Howâs that for imagery?! |
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Post by Wicked Esther on Jul 9, 2020 19:26:17 GMT
đ A few weeks ago,she went out somewhere and left the dogs in the back yard. There was a big dust/wind storm and her patio table tipped over, and then the big umbrella was tumbling all over the place. My husband wasnât here, but over the phone, he tried to talk me into hopping the fence and getting the umbrella so the post wouldnât go through a window or hurt the dogs. I said, âNo way,man. Youâll come home to find Missy and Tina smacking their bloody dog lips like Cujo and Iâll be staked to the ground with the patio umbrella!â Howâs that for imagery?! I donât think I have the attention span to ever write a book. âDoes not pay attentionâ, as it says on my old report cards. đ |
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Post by osnafrank on Jul 9, 2020 19:45:16 GMT
My "beloved" neighbours are on vacation, that makes me happy.  So I take it you have stories about these â belovedâ neighbors? đ I have pretty good neighbors, but on one side thereâs a lady who has been home from work since the whole covid thing started. She talks very LOUDLY to her two pit-bulls, Missy and Tina, as if conversing at a higher volume will somehow convince the dogs to talk back to her.đ¤¨
And it seems nobody told them that doors have door knobs....you don`t have to slam them.
They also have a dog and he`s barking every 5 minutes.
I don`t blame the dog though.
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Post by Wicked Esther on Aug 31, 2020 19:24:23 GMT
Update on the Bouncey Castle situation across the alley: The good news is that the kids must be out-growing the Bouncey House birthday parties. The bad news is that they now have a GIGANTIC trampoline. Seriously, I've never seen such a big trampoline. The net around it comes up higher than the roof of the house!  |
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Post by His Majesty on Sept 21, 2020 18:29:59 GMT
Update on the Bouncey Castle situation across the alley: The good news is that the kids must be out-growing the Bouncey House birthday parties. The bad news is that they now have a GIGANTIC trampoline. Seriously, I've never seen such a big trampoline. The net around it comes up higher than the roof of the house! 
Interesting.
Ya know, I still plan on writing a story about this. |
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Post by Wicked Esther on Sept 21, 2020 18:45:14 GMT
Update on the Bouncey Castle situation across the alley: The good news is that the kids must be out-growing the Bouncey House birthday parties. The bad news is that they now have a GIGANTIC trampoline. Seriously, I've never seen such a big trampoline. The net around it comes up higher than the roof of the house!
Interesting.
Ya know, I still plan on writing a story about this.Oh...I have soooo many details you could include. The grandma is always out in the back yard, yelling at the kids in Spanish. A few days ago, I heard her yelling at someone named Rudy to put his pants back on. |
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